This isn't working for me!!

I'm not going to lay out everything that's stressing me out right now...just take my word for it, if it were a gas tank - my car would be going for years!
I'm stressed, no energy, feeling depressed and FAT! I hate it, but it's like there's a rebellion going on inside of me that doesn't understand the logic behind avoiding a super-sized double chocolate chip muffin for breakfast! I need to get my act together here!
I pray to God that this recent job I interviewed for pans out...it's not the best paying job in the world, but it's a job and maybe then I'll feel a little more confident in myself.
I'm tired of the 'woah is me' crap, tired of borrowing money and praying that my car doesn't get reposesed! I realize that working out would help me mentally and the weird thing is that I really do enjoy it, it's just getting me motivated to do it!
Uggh. Ok, keep falling off the horse...keep jumping back on it!

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." ~Thomas Edison